Lerka's strange dream..

MAGic diable wrote:

But Alex and me will never let her do it, eh Alex???

True...We won't let this happen... :<33:

MAGic diable wrote:

You knew we all loved when you teased us that way, didn't you? So... I think Alex was just joking, too.. Of course, you dont' want to be replaced, another way Lerka will have to go to Canada to make a little operation.. You are not annoying. You are not mean.

Hehe...I wasn't suggesting her to leave... How can I do that?
And by the way, Lerka is right, we like you when you tease us and we like to cry about the fact that you tease us . It's just a harmless, cute game that we do...

I admit, I admit....I'd like to see Navka dancing a Baba-Yaga Free Dance but only for my amusement...
Well, the judges..they are so blind that they would probably see a fairy, but that's another issue . Does she have to do the "Uga-buga" dance? I read she doesn't have a broom to travel with..so no broom!
I know Roman wasn't in your dream, still dressed in a chicken-leg house... I'd like to see that. How on earth would you do the costume?!?! Let me gues, his huge hat is the roof and instead of black skates he weares chicken legs?!?
We also have stories about chicken-leged houses only those houses are jumping and rotating almost everytime the heroe gets there. And you can barely find the windows or the door. hehe...

Please contiue with your dream...Navka, Gwen, Albena-Maxi, you and Lana, us...what happens?

Lana wrote:

hmm? Which topic again?

erm.. it doesn't matter, sestrichka it was a topic about Lana who wants to leave us, but since it is not true, it doesn't matter!

Lana wrote:

Ohhh... so I was right, eh? So Navka will play Baba-Yaga and Roman will play her chicken-feet-house. It would be so wonderful!!! I wonder what kind of marks the judges would give this creation? Lerka, somehow we need to get Navka to hire us as her choreographers and costume designers. What a masterpiece we would create! Yeah, yeah. Lana realizes that she's mean to Navka. hehe.

yes, it would be absolutaly wonderful, sestrichka! Lana & Lerka Navka's choreographers and costume designers OMG!!! We could show her nearest cesspit to take the clothes.. + no make-up, no bath during the season.. no hairdresser's Erm.. whar else?

Alex wrote:

And by the way, Lerka is right, we like you when you tease us and we like to cry about the fact that you tease us . It's just a harmless, cute game that we do...

Oh, yes.. especially we like crying about "bad Lana teasing little curious children"!!! What a fun!!!!

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Please contiue with your dream...Navka, Gwen, Albena-Maxi, you and Lana, us...what happens?

Ok, ok, here we go, dear

- Ok, maybe.. I'll let you go.. only if you could answer my questions!! hahahaha
- Navka's questons?! well, we have no choise..
- So.. Who knows me better
1. How many times me and Roman won WC?
2. The name of our FD in 2004?
"Lana, that is the thing we have never knowwnn!!!" - I whispered )
3. Only loss we ever had since 2004?
4. Our olympic program and our score?
5. The colour of our costumes for Toska?
"Lana, she has some problems with her brain! She must be the 1st one in your vain-list. No doubt."
Then she asked some more questions and resumed:
"Well, I see you used to know me well!" *self-satisfied smile*
- Here is the list of what you can do now. You have 100 points after answering my questions.

101 points - go home with Albena
100 points -go home without Albena
90 points - bewitch Gwendal out

- But, we answered all her questions!!!!! It was not fair, Lana!!
- Apparently, it was not fair, Lerka. But I wonder what does it mean - bewitch Gwendal out..
- Oh no, look! Gwen and his monkies!!! - I interrupted my sestrichka.
- But we were not singing this time!
They caught us and Navka, again, and took to the village. They tied Navka to a tree. As for us, they took us for the "old" place. Alex and Rady??? Oh no.. they did catch them, too..
Lana and Lerka exchanged glances: "Alex, Rady, you sang our song, too??"
- Kude e Max, milichka - I asked Rady
- Ah, Lerichka, ne znam..

Suddenly, Max appeared. He shaked Tarzan Gwendal by the hand and told something to his monkies.
- Max, you know their language?!
- Yes, don't you see, I am a monkey, too! At least, my ancestors were.
The monkies began to clean a big glade from grass. When they had made a bare ground, some monkies took a biiiig barrel of water and Max poured it out to the ground
He though that if he poured out some water to a bare groung by more than 20C he could get an ice rink, eh?
He got it.
We stood aside and laughed. Max wants to distract monkies by giving them a lesson of ice dancing?! loooooooooooool

Sorry, now I have to go. Today is my granny's birthday and we are going to pay her a visit The finale tonight
luv you all (you know that!!)

Lerka wrote:

erm.. it doesn't matter, sestrichka it was a topic about Lana who wants to leave us, but since it is not true, it doesn't matter!

oh, right.

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yes, it would be absolutaly wonderful, sestrichka! Lana & Lerka Navka's choreographers and costume designers OMG!!! We could show her nearest cesspit to take the clothes.. + no make-up, no bath during the season.. no hairdresser's Erm.. whar else?

Yes, I think we would be totally fabulous at this job. We have "vision" and "inspiration", eh? You aren't going to let Navka bathe? Poor Navka. hehe. hmm... About the costume. We must get dirt stains on it and rip the skirt up. Than, we must get little sticks to put in Navka's hair. For make-up, smeared eyeliner and dark brown eyeshadow. No lipstick. See, it would be a totally original and innovative Free Dance! More so, than anything she skated before! Lana is not a nice girl at all. hehehe.

Happy birthday to Lerka's granny!!! hehe.

alexandra wrote:

I admit, I admit....I'd like to see Navka dancing a Baba-Yaga Free Dance but only for my amusement...

See, I knew you did! It would be certainly amusing!!! Me and Lerka could do some absolutely brilliant choreography for it. It would be wonderful.

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I know Roman wasn't in your dream, still dressed in a chicken-leg house... I'd like to see that. How on earth would you do the costume?!?! Let me gues, his huge hat is the roof and instead of black skates he weares chicken legs?!?

Ooooh, the roof hat is a brilliant idea! Thank you, Alex! You do realize you are helping my and Lerka's evil plan, don't you? I was thinking that he should wear yellow leggings that are made to look like chicken legs. Maybe, we should paint his skates and add chicken toes to them.

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We also have stories about chicken-leged houses only those houses are jumping and rotating almost everytime the heroe gets there. And you can barely find the windows or the door. hehe...

We could add this to our choreography for Roman. I'm sure he will make a very fine chicken-legged house. He can do random little jumps and throw his arms about at specific times in the music. Lana is wayyyy too interested in making this FD! hehe. Wait... what are we using for music? Lerrrrka...

Alex wrote:

Hehe...I wasn't suggesting her to leave... How can I do that?
And by the way, Lerka is right, we like you when you tease us and we like to cry about the fact that you tease us . It's just a harmless, cute game that we do...

Yes, I know that you weren't suggesting that I leave. Don't worry about it, okay? *hugs*

I know that it is a game. I enjoy teasing people wayyy too much! It's very bad of me, really. hehehe.

Lerka wrote:

- Ok, maybe.. I'll let you go.. only if you could answer my questions!! hahahaha
- Navka's questons?! well, we have no choise..
- So.. Who knows me better

Navka's questions are much too easy! Oh right... that is because I am the Navka expert, eh? hehehe. She is so vain, in your dream! hehe. Definitly at the top of my vain list. Oh no! The list! I must write it! hehehe.

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- Oh no, look! Gwen and his monkies!!! - I interrupted my sestrichka.
- But we were not singing this time!
They caught us and Navka, again, and took to the village. They tied Navka to a tree. As for us, they took us for the "old" place. Alex and Rady??? Oh no.. they did catch them, too..

I see you and I were smarter this time, sestrichka!!! No singing! hehe. Not that it... erm... did much good. But... yay!!! Tarzan Gwen has returned with his dangerous monkies!!!

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Lana and Lerka exchanged glances: "Alex, Rady, you sang our song, too??"
- Kude e Max, milichka - I asked Rady
- Ah, Lerichka, ne znam..

hmm... could you translate this? Did Rady sing too?

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Suddenly, Max appeared. He shaked Tarzan Gwendal by the hand and told something to his monkies.
- Max, you know their language?!
- Yes, don't you see, I am a monkey, too! At least, my ancestors were.

Oh my god... Lerka!!! Your dream is insane!!! Max can speak to the monkies? What??? And why is he shaking Gwen's hand? Wasn't Gwendal the one who kidnapped Albie? hehehe.

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We stood aside and laughed. Max wants to distract monkies by giving them a lesson of ice dancing?! loooooooooooool

Okay, sestrichka, I really have no words about this! None!!! Not one!

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Sorry, now I have to go. Today is my granny's birthday and we are going to pay her a visit The finale tonight
luv you all (you know that!!)

Okay, see you later, Lerka!!! Thank you soooo much for more of your hilarious dream! I cannot wait for the big finale!

It's absolutelly hilarious...sooo funny. All the dream. Alex, Rady where you singing our song too? Maxim, you know the language? MAxim is trying to trick the monkeys with an ice-rink


And what Lana wrote about the free dance... I "burst" in a huge laugh!!! My parents are wondering

I'm glad I'm helping you with ideas..The moving and jumping house can become easily a jumping Roman...

Don't have much time right now..sorry. A more detailed reply later.
Happy Birthaday to your grandma, Lera....many healthy years ahead her..

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Lana and Lerka exchanged glances: "Alex, Rady, you sang our song, too??"
- Kude e Max, milichka - I asked Rady
- Ah, Lerichka, ne znam..

I think that Kude e Max means Where is Max?
and ne znam means I don't know (promised Lera in romanian is "nu stiu")

Later,
Alex

alexandra wrote:

And what Lana wrote about the free dance... I "burst" in a huge laugh!!! My parents are wondering

I'm glad I'm helping you with ideas..The moving and jumping house can become easily a jumping Roman...

Oh really? hehehe. I amusing myself greatly by trying to imagine this Baba-Yaga FD! And yes, you are definitly helping with ideas, Alex! Now, I have a really hilarious image in my mind of Roman jumping around in his chicken-legged house costume! Too bad our FD for Navka/Roman will never be performed. Because it would be sooo great!!!!

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I think that Kude e Max means Where is Max?
and ne znam means I don't know (promised Lera in romanian is "nu stiu")

Thanks for the translation, Alex! It's so fab that you can understand the Bulgarian a little. I understand nothing of it!

Kisses & Hugs
Lana

Well....I hope I'm not wrong...but I think that is russian.. Otherwisw it's very similar or..I know bulgarian and I don't know that I know..weird, ha?

As far as I know "ne" and "niet" are negations and "Ia znaiu", "znaiet", "znaiem" is the verb to know...

Hope Lera will enlighten us...
But I think it's russian...

alexandra wrote:

Well....I hope I'm not wrong...but I think that is russian.. Otherwisw it's very similar or..I know bulgarian and I don't know that I know..weird, ha?

As far as I know "ne" and "niet" are negations and "Ia znaiu", "znaiet", "znaiem" is the verb to know...

Hope Lera will enlighten us...
But I think it's russian...

Well, I wouldn't know. hehe. Thank you for the translation, whatever language it might be! You would probably know, eh? hehe.

alexandra wrote:

Well....I hope I'm not wrong...but I think that is russian.. Otherwisw it's very similar or..I know bulgarian and I don't know that I know..weird, ha?

As far as I know "ne" and "niet" are negations and "Ia znaiu", "znaiet", "znaiem" is the verb to know...

Hope Lera will enlighten us...
But I think it's russian...

Alex, dear, thank you for the translation so much!!! :<33: You were not wrong!!!! "Kude e Max" means exactly "Where is Max" and "Ne znam" means "I don't know"!
But.. it was bulgarian! So you know it too and don't know you know it so well!!! Congrats!!!
You are so well in russian and as you've written "I don't know" in russian would be "Ia ne znaiu" And "where is Max" - just "Gde Max" soo.. Alex knows russian and bulgarian and even doesn't suspect about that!!!

Wheeee!!! Yay for Alex!!!

P.S. I see you have changed your location to match mine, Lerka! Dress making for Navka is fun!

Who would have thought this??? Bulgarian and russian..Oh, I wish!!

Yes..I remember it's "gde" for where (we learnt about those 2 verbs..the one for location and the one for means of transport: "idu" and "iehat") . But kude wasn't suspicios for me...seemed russian. The only extra word and suspicios was "e" but since I barely know russian (very, very little ) I thought that "eh, probably it's like this..."

Thanks...
(It was a bit of deduce also...)

Lana wrote:

Wheeee!!! Yay for Alex!!!

P.S. I see you have changed your location to match mine, Lerka! Dress making for Navka is fun!

Yup! Yaaaaaay for Alex!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, Lana, I saw yours and understand where I must be!

P.S. Woow more than 400 posts!!! Yay for Lana!!!!!!!

Lana wrote:

Happy birthday to Lerka's granny!!! hehe.

alexandra wrote:

Happy Birthaday to your grandma, Lera....many healthy years ahead her..

Oh, girls.. it was so so sweet of your part to congratulate my granny! Thank you!!!
She is so wonderful woman.. I just adore my granny! And she likes Albenka and Max! hehe :<33:

Lerka wrote:

Yes, Lana, I saw yours and understand where I must be!

P.S. Woow more than 400 posts!!! Yay for Lana!!!!!!!

hehe. Of course!!! We have to be together to plot Navka's best FD ever!!!

Yeah, more than 400 posts!!! *Lana thinks she needs new hobbies.*

alexandra wrote:

The only extra word and suspicios was "e" but since I barely know russian (very, very little ) I thought that "eh, probably it's like this..."

well, Alex, "e" in bulgarian is like "is" in english. So it is verb "sum" - "to be", the form of 3nd person, singular.

I promised to help with russian and now I write about bulgarian!

Lerka wrote:

Oh, girls.. it was so so sweet of your part to congratulate my granny! Thank you!!!
She is so wonderful woman.. I just adore my granny! And she likes Albenka and Max! hehe :<33:

hehe. Your granny sounds just super, Lerochka!!! I'm sure she is a really wonderful woman! The best grannies often are. hehe.

Lana wrote:

Navka's questions are much too easy! Oh right... that is because I am the Navka expert, eh? hehehe. She is so vain, in your dream! hehe. Definitly at the top of my vain list. Oh no! The list! I must write it! hehehe.

Yes, that's why we answered all her questions so well! Navka's expert was there! :star: And it is true.. your vain list.. with her dream Lerka tries to help Navka to find herself as high as it possible there!! bad girl!

Ohhh, sestrichka!!!!!!!! Your ideas about our masterpiece are awesome!!! :<33: Wow it sounds to be absolutely gorgeous program!!

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See, it would be a totally original and innovative Free Dance! More so, than anything she skated before!

Ohh.. Navka has an innovative FD!! We could become "choreographers of the season" after that!
Well, the costume you "made" for Navka is absolutely fab!

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About the costume. We must get dirt stains on it and rip the skirt up. Than, we must get little sticks to put in Navka's hair. For make-up, smeared eyeliner and dark brown eyeshadow. No lipstick.

Ohhh, and the roof hat for Roman!! Alex,

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We could add this to our choreography for Roman. I'm sure he will make a very fine chicken-legged house. He can do random little jumps and throw his arms about at specific times in the music. Lana is wayyyy too interested in making this FD! hehe. Wait... what are we using for music? Lerrrrka...

Yes, that would go perfect with choreography, sestrichka!! Music.. wel.. I have some ideas.. I must find the music I am thinking about and post it to listen I remember when I was in primary school we staged some fairytales with Baba-Yaga and Koshei and Zmey Gorynych and there was wonderful music playing for us. It would be perfect for our Navka's Baba-Yaga FD!

Lerka wrote:

Yes, that's why we answered all her questions so well! Navka's expert was there! :star: And it is true.. your vain list.. with her dream Lerka tries to help Navka to find herself as high as it possible there!! bad girl!

So, that's why we got the 100 points! I was there! hehe. You are trying to give me reasons to put Navka as high as possible. Reason #1: Makes poor Lerka and Lana answer extremely self-flattering questions!

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Ohhh, sestrichka!!!!!!!! Your ideas about our masterpiece are awesome!!! :<33: Wow it sounds to be absolutely gorgeous program!!

Thank you, Lerochka!!!!! The program does sound absolutely gorgeous! hehe. So innovative and unique! I don't recall anyone ever doing anything like it! Clearly, we are super talented, sestrichka!!!

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Ohh.. Navka has an innovative FD!! We could become "choreographers of the season" after that!
Well, the costume you "made" for Navka is absolutely fab!

hehe. Well, I did get many of the ideas for Navka's costume from you!! It would be innovative! If you can believe it! Us? Choreographers of the season? blush2: Well, yeah...

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Music.. wel.. I have some ideas.. I must find the music I am thinking about and post it to listen I remember when I was in primary school we staged some fairytales with Baba-Yaga and Koshei and Zmey Gorynych and there was wonderful music playing for us. It would be perfect for our Navka's Baba-Yaga FD!

Oh, Lerka that would be brilliant!!! Woww, the music sounds so funny and perfect, sestrichka! :<33: I really hope that you can find it! Good luck!!! hehe.

Well, I'm going out, now. So I'll see all you girls, later. I'm going to my Granny's, too. Just like you, Lerka! hehehe.

Sestrichka.. Navka is considered to have her mortar, steering with a pestle and + as Baba Yaga always sweeps up her tracks with a broom.. we could use the movement of sweeping up for Navka's choreography, eh? Still I remember we are not allowed to take the broom or mortar to the ice during FD.. Navka is going to have not only Baba Yaga FD, but also Baba Yaga exhibition!